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i really hope this already hasn’t been done
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes
teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
: do we have to read the pesterlogs
: i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
: ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
: name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
Women Can Be Controlling Too
This is going around on Tumblr. This is disgusting. People aren’t property.
Second, life is not high school. Grow up already and start being a mature, classy adult. Love isn’t about being a catty, insane, psychotic, territorial “bitch.” You know what this all sounds like? It sounds like things rapists say. If a guy said this about a girl, the girl would be freaking out and be like, “Uh … he’s psycho.” Guess what? Guys think you’re psycho if you act like this, and you are.
Let me break it down by each point:
- People look at people all the time. If your boyfriend is attractive to other people, awesome. Expect girls (and guys) to look. If you trust your boyfriend, then this shouldn’t be an issue. In fact, I’m the kind of girl who has been known to point out other attractive girls to my boyfriend. It’s just looking. I’m going to see an attractive guy and look, and he’s going to see an attractive girl and look. Similar to finding certain celebrities attractive. Just because your boyfriend finds a celebrity attractive, do you worry he is going to leave you for that celebrity? No, because he probably can’t even have her. Just because someone looks at him doesn’t mean your boyfriend is going to leave you, even if he also looks at them. Holy fuck, how insecure are you? If you are this insecure and neurotic, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.
- I understand why you wouldn’t want someone touching him sexually if you guys have agreed to be intimately exclusive, so okay. But the fact that you are still commanding others as to what to do is sick.
- Don’t add him on facebook? Calm down. It’s facebook. It’s completely and totally insignificant.
- Liking ALL of someone’s pictures on facebook in general is kind of creepy, but again, see #3.
- Don’t message him? You have no right to control who your boyfriend talks to, or who talks to your boyfriend (unless certain person has horribly hurt you in some way, then you have a right to POLITELY ask your boyfriend if they’d be willing to avoid interactions with that person). Plus, talking means talking. Just because people talk to each other doesn’t mean it’s about something sexual or romantic. This goes back to the insecurity and insanity as discussed in #1.
- See #5.
- This goes hand in hand with #5. Your boyfriend has every right to be friends with anyone, including girls, and how dare you dictate such a thing.
- See #7.
- Don’t compliment him? What the fuck is seriously your problem? Your man is great, right? So you should be happy when others acknowledge that he is great. Get the fuck over yourself.
- Don’t hug him? Holy fuck. Hugs are wonderful. Hugs are signs of greetings and friendship. If they’re doing it in a more than friendly way, sure be annoyed, but if your boyfriend is committed to you, he won’t let things go further. Don’t be insecure.
- Winky face is so incredibly insignificant. Get over it. Laugh to yourself that someone thinks he’s willing to be flirty with someone who isn’t his girlfriend. Trust him more than that.
- See #5.
- See #9.
- Don’t smile at him? Holy shit. Smiling is great! Smiling makes people happy! It’s a sign of kindness, and has been scientifically proven to boosts peoples’ moods! I smile at everyone who makes eye contact with me (unless I have a problem with them). I’m completely serious. I. Smile. At. Every. Single. Person. Who. Looks. Me. In. The. Face. Smiling does not mean, “Oh my God I totally want to fuck you and steal you from your girlfriend.” If that’s what smiling means, then holy shit, thousands of people ages 0 to 110 think I want to fuck their brains out. Oh my God.
- He is not your property. He is no one’s property. He is a human. He cannot be owned. Not by you, not by anyone. You’re treating him like a piece of meat. You’re disgusting. He is only his.
- “I’ll cut you bitch.” Sorry, but if any “bitch” needs to be “cut,” (and let me say, NO ONE needs to be cut) it’s any psychotic, insane, highly insecure, and neurotic girl/guy like you.
I’m so sick of seeing shit like this from BOTH genders.
- survivingtherecovery.tumblr.com
FYSE: I agree that violence and controlling on either side is horrible and I know that a LOT of teen violence is girl on girl and a lot of times about a boy. Our culture teaches us to be insecure and that our significant others belong to us and it’s messed up. People aren’t property.
When the police demanded a protest route for the demonstration today from students in Quebec they sent this to the police.
Quebecois people are expert trolls.
Canada: doing something right for once!
And then, the creator of Scott Pilgrim reads Homestuck too. Hussie responds with a joke, as usual.
I don’t know what to say.
oh my god i had no idea he reads it
We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives.
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(On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off) Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com - He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for any particular purpose other than to be mine until I decide otherwise. (via larepublicadedet) I was damned near 30 before I could believe my body belonged to me & me alone. Dear people who take an issue with this, Let the Smiths do right by their babies & shut the fuck up about how you think they should parent. (via karnythia) This is correct parenting. Seriously, let your children do what they want with their body BECAUSE IT IS THEIR BODY. My dad personally views piercings as a type of mutilation but did he say no when I wanted to get my ears pierced, my nose pierced, my lip pierced? No, because it was MY body. (via fuckyeahsexeducation) |
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